The+Chicken

= Why did the chicken cross the road? =

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// According to Patrick Henry: //  The former side of the road represented the overbearing tyranny and oppression of generations of neglect and repressive regulations. The chicken realized right and responsibility to flee such oppressive governing and create for itself, through resistance and rebellion, a more stable, just government on the other side of the road. // From Abigail Williams' perspective as the chicken: // The spirit of Elizabeth Proctor hath cast itself into my mind and doth whisper to me at night all manner of wickedness and devilry. She commanded me to do it!... I freeze! I freeze! Do not bid me cross, Goody Proctor! Nay, I shall not obey thee further! I love God! I love God! … (Further discourse was interrupted by a sudden fit of hysteria before passing out on the floor.)